rancis-motherfluggers:

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

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bewbin:

Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built

(via shouldnt)

queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

(via fake-mermaid)

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

(Source: curseofthefanartlords, via khans-vulcan-pet)

quorgi:

shrieking noises

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ohprocrastinator:

I’m shipping dragons okay thanks bye

(via zomzie)

drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
me: bye i love you
Artist: Jennifer Saunders
Track: Holding Out for A Hero
Album: Shrek 2 OST
Plays: 792215

parallelanprincess:

ahirukaizoku:

Jennifer Saunders (Fairy Godmother) - Holding Out for A Hero

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this is my 5th most played song on my ipod

no regrets

This is still one of the best songs in animated history

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seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

(Source: randallfthegrey, via unclefather)

mycroft-holmes-treadmill:

firehouselight:

hahamagartconnect:

YOU AND ME

Folks enjoying Zhang Zhaohui’s interactive public art installation ‘You & Me’ set up in the famous 798 Art District in Beijing China. The body shaped metal frames are adult sized with small rocks sitting at the bases to allow for easy access into the cutouts. 

*photo #2 AP Photo/Lee Jin-man 

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shiT

(via zomzie)

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

invincible64:

kellerprocess:

brain-food:

What if instead of throwing your pencil stubs away when they´re too short to use, you could plant them, add some water and watch them grow? Meet Sprout, a pencil with a seed! The high quality pencil features a water activated capsule at its tip, when the pencil is too short to use, you can plant it and have it grow into something delicious, beautiful and fun. Sprout comes in a variety of different flavors, from flowers, to herbs and vegies. A great idea to make writing fun again. watch the video

Funded by a successful kickstarter campaign, the Sprout Pencil is now available for purchase at amazon and in Europe at firebox

Yes please!

I need this

(via iuramentum)

flowury:

*wakes you up in the middle of the night* look at this it’s important

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